Well folks, the moment you didn’t know you were waiting for is finally here. The new release from Music For Cougars. As a frequent admirer of the animation department at Ancient Aliens, I’ve wasted many a day pondering the fictional events depicted on the show.

Pictures like these confirm that somebody else does or is paid to do basically the same thing. I’ve decided to pay tribute to these brave souls by offering my own auditory version of ancient events. According to the Ancient Astronaut insane people theorists, the Bolivian site Puma Punku was created by sky gods in one night using a magical flute that enabled them to move massive stones and put them into position. It’s legitimately a cool looking site, despite the revolving door of insane white dudes insisting aliens built it. Here are some more gems from the show:

The next time people wax poetic about how amazing computing technology just show them this to remind them that progress is nihilistic. Anyway, that’s the background of this latest release and I hope you enjoy it!